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An XML Database Walks Into A Bar...

by The Unknown Blogger

An XML Database Walks Into A Bar...

185 XML Databases walk into a bar. The bartender says, "we don't serve XML databases in here.". The XML Databases say, "We node that".

An XML DOM parser walks into a bar. The bartender says, "we don't serve DOM parsers in here." The DOM parser says, "Go climb a tree".

An XML database walks into a bar with Jennifer Lopez. The bartender looks up and asks, "What are you doing with that frag?"

An XML database walks into a bar with a molecule of oxygen. The bartender looks up and asks, "What are you doing with that element?"

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